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Chris Hansen
Chris Hansen
Portrayed by
Chris Hansen
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Episode count
10
Name
Christopher Hansen
Profession
Dateline NBC interviewer, member of the Network
Cause of death
Shot by Master Chief

Chris Hansen (March 26, 1959 - March 10, 2009) is a recurring character in the series. A member of the Network, Hansen is a Dateline host who is known for catching Internet predators. He is killed by Master Chief aboard the Ark.

HistoryEdit

Minisodes (2008)Edit

A personality from Dateline on NBC, Chris Hanson became famous for catching child predators on "To Catch a Predator" and his catchphrase "why don't you take a seat over there?" He confronts Master Chief in the third minisode after Tom Cruise framed him for child porn ownership. ("Minisodes")

Season 2 (2008-2009)Edit

He regularly annoys the King with his random comments that are unrelated to the matter at hand. ("Master Chief Meets the Network") He and the other recruits are left to guard the Arbiter and Cortana, who were captured. ("Master Chief Sucks at Constants") However, they fail, and Chad Warden is executed to send a message. ("Master Chief Sucks at Super Smash Bros.") He eventually claims to "want" the King and sexually propositions him. ("Master Chief Sucks at Computers") He continues annoying the King to the point that he banishes Hansen from the Ark's control room. ("Master Chief vs Hillary Clinton") Eventually, Hansen is held hostage by Master Chief in a standoff, where he is forced to recite embarassing phrases. The King requests that Hansen be put out of his misery, and Master Chief executes him. ("Master Chief: The Second Finale")

Season 3 (2020)Edit

Hansen is one of the many deceased characters who wishes Master Chief luck in his final battle against the King. ("Master Chief Sucks at Everything")

The Network
Former members
The Arbiter
Deceased members
The KingCortanaJack ThompsonTom CruiseCATSThe Angry Video Game NerdChris HansenBarack ObamaL. Ron HubbardChad WardenJoe Biden
Associated characters and places
The AncientsHillary ClintonJohn McCainSarah PalinThe Ark
Characters in Master Chief Sucks at Ordering
Main
Master ChiefThe KingThe ArbiterCortanaRonald McDonaldCATSHillary Clinton
Recurring
Jack ThompsonAvery JohnsonTom CruiseThe Angry Video Game NerdChris HansenBarack Obama343 Guilty SparkL. Ron HubbardChad WardenBill GatesReggie Fils-AimeOprah WinfreyJoe BidenSteve JobsThe Voice
Minor
Samus AranMarioLinkJohn McCainAnonymousLuigiRidleyGanondorfXenuSarah Palin
Master Chief Sucks at Ordering
Episodes
Season 1MinisodesSeason 2Meet the AncientsSeason 3
Main characters
Master ChiefThe KingThe ArbiterCortanaRonald McDonaldCATSHillary Clinton
Recurring characters
Jack ThompsonAvery JohnsonTom CruiseThe Angry Video Game NerdChris HansenBarack Obama343 Guilty SparkL. Ron HubbardChad WardenBill GatesReggie Fils-AimeOprah WinfreyJoe BidenSteve JobsThe Voice
Other
UltraHyperShadowDigitalPh33rZombamazombaList of charactersTimelineBattlesTropesTrailersPostersBloopers and continuity errorsCountdown

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