9:18 (Part 2)
16:03 (Total)
Talkany Nerd as Jack Thompson
Talkany Strong Man as Sergeant Johnson
AT&T Mike as Anonymous
AT&T Crystal as Nurse
Talkany Little Man as Recruiting Scientologist
AT&T Audrey as Old Woman
Master Chief: The Movie is a movie prequel to Master Chief Sucks at Ordering. It was released on October 3, 2008, the one year anniversary of the series.
Plot[]
Part 1[]
The King observes Master Chief's birth
The King explains that 15 years ago, the UNSC created a supersoldier called a SPARTAN, and that this is his story. The baby Master Chief is shown and a nurse argues with Sergeant Johnson about gender roles. Suddenly, they notice the King looking in the window; neither the nurse nor Johnson seem to recognize him. Five years later, the nurse explains that Master Chief has aged four years for every year that passes due to accelerated aging, but still has the maturity of a five year old. Master Chief joins Johnson's unit and meets the Arbiter, and begins their friendship by tricking him into watching 2girls1cup. Johnson then puts Master Chief through a series of "difficult" exercises (really a montage of leisure activities set to "Morning Train"), and then he and the Arbiter are left on base duty. An explosion occurs, and they meet CATS.
Part 2[]
CATS introduces himself and reveals he will detonate a bomb inside the base the next night at midnight. Master Chief and the Arbiter spend the next day looking for help, as Sergeant Johnson and the rest won't return until it's too late. Master Chief meets Jack Thompson, who takes the case to find CATS. Meanwhile, the Arbiter tries to get help from the Church of Scientology, but when they try to rip him off he is saved by Anonymous. Master Chief accidentally angers Jack Thompson by mentioning GTA, and he and the Arbiter return to the base that night as CATS arrives. Suddenly Johnson and a large army appear to try and stop him, but CATS detonates a mini nuke that kills the soldiers, inadvertently revealing the location of his bomb in the process. Master Chief disables the bomb, then forces CATS to endure a great deal of physical labor and watching High School Musical (again set to "Morning Train"). He and the Arbiter decide to leave the military and move in to an apartment. Master Chief assists an elderly woman with ordering at McDonalds, and she suggests that he give advice more often. Master Chief decides to make a video series about giving advice. After the credits, the King approaches the Arbiter and recruits him to join the Network, a secret society that controls the world.
Video[]
Part 1[]
Part 2[]
Trivia[]
General
- First appearance of Sergeant Johnson.
- First mention of the Network.
- The scene where Master Chief is born and the King is seen watching through the window has been replayed twice from different perspectives. Master Chief time traveled to this scene and gave Johnson the idea for his own armor. ("Master Chief Sucks at Time Travel") During this scene, the King had a confrontation with Ronald and they had a short duel. ("Master Chief: The Secret Origin of the King")
Bloopers and continuity errors
- Master Chief says he is going to play Halo while he waits for Jack Thompson. However, this scene occurs in 1998, several years before Halo was released. It is possible that in Master Chief Sucks at Ordering's universe, Halo was released earlier than in real life.
Cultural references
- The scene where the King watches baby Master Chief through the window is a reference to the Lost episode "Cabin Fever," where Richard Alpert watches baby John Locke through a window.
- When Anonymous introduces itself to the Arbiter, they give a speech filled with words starting with the letter "A". This is a reference to V for Vendetta (the origin of the Anonymous masks), where V gives an introduction speech filled with words starting with the letter "V."
- 2girls1cup is an infamous Internet video depicting graphic and disturbing pornography between two women. The video is often used in bait and switch pranks on forums.
- The "Morning Train" montages are references to the similar montages that occur in two episodes of Seinfeld.
Episode references
- An elderly woman suggests Master Chief should start a video series after he tells her how to order at McDonalds. ("Master Chief Sucks at Ordering McDonalds")
- Master Chief accidentally enrages Jack Thompson, explaining his later animosity. ("Master Chief vs Jack Thompson")
- The recruiting Scientologist who harasses the Arbiter is the same one who harasses Master Chief ten years later. ("Master Chief vs Scientology")
| << S1 • << Mini | Master Chief Sucks at Ordering Season 2 | MtA >> • S3 >> | ||||||
| Episode 1 | "Master Chief Sucks at Escaping Prison" | September 1, 2008 | Episode 5 | "Master Chief Sucks at Time Travel" | February 13, 2009 | Episode 10 | "Master Chief Sucks at Remakes 2" | May 8, 2009 |
| Movie | "Master Chief: The Movie (Parts 1 & 2)" | October 3, 2008 | Episode 6 | "Master Chief Sucks at Constants" | February 27, 2009 | Episode 11 | "Master Chief: The Second Finale (Part 1)" | May 13, 2009 |
| Episode 2 | "Master Chief Sucks at Voting" | November 4, 2008 | Episode 7 | "Master Chief Sucks at Super Smash Bros." | March 10, 2009 | Episode 12 | "Master Chief: The Second Finale (Part 2)" | May 13, 2009 |
| Episode 3 | "Master Chief Meets the Network" | November 22, 2008 | Episode 8 | "Master Chief Sucks at Computers" | March 23, 2009 | |||
| Episode 4 | "Master Chief vs the Superweapon" | January 17, 2009 | Episode 9 | "Master Chief vs Hillary Clinton" | April 20, 2009 | |||