John McCain
John McCain
Portrayed by
Audacity Mike
Episode count
John McCain III
Senator, pawn of the Network
Cause of death
Killed by the Network
(None; killed offscreen)

John McCain (August 29, 1936 - November 4, 2008) is a minor character in the series.


John McCain was the Republican candidate for president of the US. He is mentioned as being Obama's major weakness. He has a fistfight with Obama on election day with his running mate Sarah Palin. ("Master Chief Sucks at Voting") ("Master Chief Meets the Network") McCain was a pawn of the Network meant to win the election; when he failed, he was executed. His death was not shown onscreen and was mentioned in a blog post.

The Network
Former members
The Arbiter
Deceased members
The KingCortanaJack ThompsonTom CruiseCATSThe Angry Video Game NerdChris HansenBarack ObamaL. Ron HubbardChad WardenJoe Biden
Associated characters and places
The AncientsHillary ClintonJohn McCainSarah PalinThe Ark
Characters in Master Chief Sucks at Ordering
Master ChiefThe KingThe ArbiterCortanaRonald McDonaldCATSHillary Clinton
Jack ThompsonAvery JohnsonTom CruiseThe Angry Video Game NerdChris HansenBarack Obama343 Guilty SparkL. Ron HubbardChad WardenBill GatesReggie Fils-AimeOprah WinfreyJoe BidenSteve JobsThe Voice
Samus AranMarioLinkJohn McCainAnonymousLuigiRidleyGanondorfXenuSarah Palin

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