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This is a list of characters in the series.

Main castEdit

  • Master Chief (1.1-3.13) (M.1-M.5) (No MtA) (41 total)
  • The King (1.10, 2.1-3.13) (M.1-M.5) (MA.4) (29 total)
  • The Arbiter (1.5-3.13) (No Mini) (No MtA) (26 total)
  • Cortana (2.1-2.12, 3.3, 3.4-3.11) (M.5) (No MtA) (19 total)
  • Ronald McDonald (2.9, 2.12, 3.1-3.11) (No Mini) (MA.1-4) (17 total)

Former main castEdit

  • CATS (1.1-1.10, Movie, 2.5, 3.9, 3.10, 3.11, 3.13) (No Mini) (No MtA) (13 total)
  • Hillary Clinton (2.3, 2.4-2.12, 3.11) (M.4, M.5) (No MtA) (9 total)

TableEdit

Character Appearances
S1 Mini S2 MtA S3
Master Chief
The King
1
1
The Arbiter
Cortana 1
1
Ronald McDonald
2
CATS
2
4
Hillary Clinton 2
2
1
  1. Cortana appears in one episode as a guest star before being a regular in season 3.
  2. Hillary Clinton appears in one episode as a guest star before being a regular in season 2.

Recurring guestsEdit

Note: Episode numbers in bold denote the episode in which the character died.

  • Jack Thompson (1.4, 1.9, 1.10, M.3, M.4, M.5, Movie, 2.3, 2.5, 2.12, 3.3, 3.4, 3.9, 3.11) (14 total)
  • Avery Johnson (Movie, 2.5, 2.8, 2.12, 3.1, 3.2, 3.3, 3.4, 3.5, 3.8, 3.10, 3.11) (12 total)
  • Tom Cruise (1.9, 1.10, M.2, M.4, M.5, 2.1, 2.4, 2.6, 2.7, 2.12, 3.11) (11 total)
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd (M.1, M.2, M.5, 2.3, 2.6, 2.7, 2.8, 2.9, 2.11, 3.11) (10 total)
  • Chris Hansen (M.2, M.3, M.5, 2.3, 2.6, 2.7, 2.8, 2.9, 2.11, 3.11) (10 total)
  • Barack Obama (M.3, M.4, M.5, 2.1, 2.2, 2.3, 2.6, 3.11) (8 total)
  • 343 Guilty Spark (3.1, 3.2, 3.3, 3.4, 3.5, 3.9, 3.11) (7 total)
  • L. Ron Hubbard (1.5, 1.7, 1.9, 2.5, 3.9, 3.11) (6 total)
  • Chad Warden (M.1, M.5, 2.3, 2.6, 2.7, 3.11) (6 total)
  • Bill Gates (MA.3, 3.1, 3.4, 3.5, 3.9, 3.11) (6 total)
  • Reggie Fils-Aime (MA.4, 3.1, 3.4, 3.5, 3.9, 3.11) (6 total)
  • Oprah Winfrey (MA.1, 3.1, 3.4, 3.5, 3.11) (5 total)
  • Joe Biden (2.2, 2.3, 2.6, 3.11) (4 total)
  • Steve Jobs (MA.2, 3.1, 3.4, 3.11) (4 total)
  • The Voice (3.11, 3.13) (2 total)

TableEdit

Character Appearances
S1 Mini S2 MtA S3
Jack Thompson
3
3
4
4
Avery Johnson
4
8
Tom Cruise
2
3
5
1
The Angry Video Game Nerd
3
6
1
Chris Hansen
3
6
1
Barack Obama
3
4
1
343 Guilty Spark
7
L. Ron Hubbard
3
1
2
Chad Warden
2
3
1
Bill Gates
1
5
Reggie Fils-Aime
1
5
Oprah Winfrey
1
4
Joe Biden
3
1
Steve Jobs
1
3
The Voice
2

Minor guestsEdit

Note: Episode numbers in bold denote the episode in which the character died.

  • Samus Aran (1.3, 1.9, 1.10) (Died offscreen) (3 total)
  • Mario (1.3, 1.9, 1.10) (Died offscreen) (3 total)
  • Link (1.3, 1.9, 1.10) (Died offscreen) (3 total)
  • John McCain (2.3, 2.4) (Died offscreen) (2 total)
  • Anonymous (1.5, Movie) (2 total)
  • Luigi (1.3) (Died offscreen) (1 total)
  • Ridley (1.3) (1 total)
  • Ganondorf (1.3) (1 total)
  • Xenu (1.5) (1 total)
  • Sarah Palin (2.3) (Died offscreen) (1 total)

TableEdit

Character Appearances
S1 Mini S2 MtA S3
Samus Aran
3
Mario
3
Link
3
John McCain
2
Anonymous
1
1
Luigi
1
Ridley
1
Ganondorf
1
Xenu
1
Sarah Palin
1
Characters in Master Chief Sucks at Ordering
Main
Master ChiefThe KingThe ArbiterCortanaRonald McDonaldCATSHillary Clinton
Recurring
Jack ThompsonAvery JohnsonTom CruiseThe Angry Video Game NerdChris HansenBarack Obama343 Guilty SparkL. Ron HubbardChad WardenBill GatesReggie Fils-AimeOprah WinfreyJoe BidenSteve JobsThe Voice
Minor
Samus AranMarioLinkJohn McCainAnonymousLuigiRidleyGanondorfXenuSarah Palin
Master Chief Sucks at Ordering
Episodes
Season 1MinisodesSeason 2Meet the AncientsSeason 3
Main characters
Master ChiefThe KingThe ArbiterCortanaRonald McDonaldCATSHillary Clinton
Recurring characters
Jack ThompsonAvery JohnsonTom CruiseThe Angry Video Game NerdChris HansenBarack Obama343 Guilty SparkL. Ron HubbardChad WardenBill GatesReggie Fils-AimeOprah WinfreyJoe BidenSteve JobsThe Voice
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