"Master Chief Sucks at Ordering: The Chronicle" is a recap episode of Master Chief Sucks at Ordering.
Master Chief is implied to be masturbating when the viewer walks in on him. While he waits for a locksmith to come, he decides to recap the series and look back on classic moments.
Master Chief Montage
Master Chief describes himself as "the most intelligent young lad in all the land," followed by a montage of his various stupid sayings and pieces of advice.
The Arbiter Montage
Master Chief says he and the Arbiter "get along really well," followed by a montage of times when Master Chief insulted the Arbiter.
Fight Scene Montage
Master Chief says Cortana is not worthy of a segment because she is a woman, then says he and his friends always settle disputes with their enemies in a civilized manner, prompting a lengthy montage of the many battles in the series.
Master Chief asks viewers to watch the series finale in a week, then leaves them with a final montage of various moments from the series.
- Unlike the prior recap, which was narrated by the King's voice actor but was not supposed to be the King himself, this recap is visibly narrated by Master Chief himself.
- The title refers to "The Chronicle," the final clip show of the TV series Seinfeld that aired before its series finale.
- Every episode in season 3 (except the series finale) is covered in the recap.