"Master Chief Sucks at Ordering McDonalds" is the first episode of season 1.
Master Chief is introduced as a vulgur, idiotic, rude, unhelpful character who teaches the viewer how to order food from McDonalds. He explains that one will require a form of transportation to get to McDonalds. He also tells the viewer to choose between drive through or ordering inside, and to kill the drive through attendant if they make a mistake. Master Chief also claims that "serial killers love McDonalds." He also advocates violence against employees, managers, and other patrons if necessary. Finally, he tells the viewer to avoid spilling their food on themselves and to watch "Master Chief Sucks at Plumbing" if their subsequent bowel movements require the installation of a toliet. After the credits, CATS appears and vows to kill Master Chief.
- First appearances of Master Chief and CATS.
- The King, a major character in the series, makes a brief cameo when Master Chief tells the viewer not to be a "Burger King fanboy."
- Similarly, Ronald McDonald has a cameo in the video.
- The only video without subtitles.
- Master Chief says "serial killers love McDonalds," a reference to the infamous McDonalds massacre of 1984.
|Master Chief Sucks at Ordering Season 1||Mini >> • S2 >> • MtA >> • S3 >>|
|Episode 1||"Master Chief Sucks at Ordering McDonalds"||October 3, 2007||Episode 5||"Master Chief vs Scientology"||April 11, 2008||Episode 9||"Master Chief: The Finale (Part 1)"||May 23, 2008|
|Episode 2||"Master Chief Sucks at Ordering at Restaurants"||October 17, 2007||Episode 6||"Master Chief Sucks at Online Dating"||April 25, 2008||Episode 10||"Master Chief: The Finale (Part 2)"||May 23, 2008|
|Episode 3||"Master Chief Sucks at Ordering Finales"||October 26, 2007||Episode 7||"Master Chief Sucks at Making Videos"||May 9, 2008|
|Episode 4||"Master Chief vs Jack Thompson"||December 7, 2007||Episode 8||"Master Chief Sucks at Remakes"||May 19, 2008|