October 3, 2007
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Guest starring

"Master Chief Sucks at Ordering McDonalds" is the first episode of season 1.


Master Chief is introduced as a vulgur, idiotic, rude, unhelpful character who teaches the viewer how to order food from McDonalds. He explains that one will require a form of transportation to get to McDonalds. He also tells the viewer to choose between drive through or ordering inside, and to kill the drive through attendant if they make a mistake. Master Chief also claims that "serial killers love McDonalds." He also advocates violence against employees, managers, and other patrons if necessary. Finally, he tells the viewer to avoid spilling their food on themselves and to watch "Master Chief Sucks at Plumbing" if their subsequent bowel movements require the installation of a toliet. After the credits, CATS appears and vows to kill Master Chief.


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Master Chief Sucks at Ordering McDonalds



  • First appearances of Master Chief and CATS.
  • The King, a major character in the series, makes a brief cameo when Master Chief tells the viewer not to be a "Burger King fanboy."
  • Similarly, Ronald McDonald has a cameo in the video.

Production notes

  • The only video without subtitles.

Cultural references

  • Master Chief says "serial killers love McDonalds," a reference to the infamous McDonalds massacre of 1984.

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