Samus Aran
Samus Aran
Portrayed by
LH Michelle
Episode count
Samus Aran
Bounty hunter
Cause of death
Killed in prison
(None; killed offscreen)

Samus Aran (died May 23, 2008) is a minor character in the series.


Samus Aran is an intergalactic bounty hunter and heroine of the Metroid series. She is recruited by Master Chief to fight CATS and successfully kills her archenemy Ridley. ("Master Chief Sucks at Ordering Finales") She later helps fight CATS, who defeated and captured her. ("Master Chief: The Finale") A blog post confirmed that she was killed in prison for being a "redshirt," or useless minor character.

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